A Novel

The In-Law Call

Thomas Avery

The system calls it dignity. The families call it Sunday.

The In-Law Call by Thomas Avery — book cover

The Story

It works like this: When someone turns seventy-five, the Dignity Commission, a government-run agency, assigns their Compassion Companion. Not their child. Their child’s spouse. Their in-law. The Companion holds a sixteen-digit code that they can enter into an online portal. The code tells the Dignity Commission that the family has decided it is time for their parent-in-law to go. Designed to curb the endless costs of dementia in old age, the law gives Companions the ultimate power over their in-laws. Is this law cruel or kind?

Not their child. Their child’s spouse. The person closest to the family who isn’t quite of it. The Companion holds a sixteen-digit code, a portal login, and a footer on every page that reads Ready to begin the process?

Told in alternating chapters, The In-Law Call follows two families through the architecture of an impossible system — the orientations, the assessments, the 2 a.m. forums, and the kitchens where the real conversations happen.

Julie & Gloria

Julie has spent sixteen years navigating her mother-in-law — Gloria, retired judge, sharp as a tack. Now Gloria has turned seventy-five, and Julie holds the code. She also can’t tell whether anything is happening to Gloria at all.

Marco & Arturo

Marco has spent fifteen years of Sundays in Arturo’s kitchen, learning the sauce. Now his father-in-law is losing words — a few here and there, nothing that matters yet — and the assessment scores are dropping seven points at a time. Marco knows what that math means.

“An AI can learn the words. It can’t learn the garlic.”

Marco Castillo

Inside the Book

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If I open it, I’m the person who can end Gloria Bergman’s life.

Julie · Chapter One

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You must be the teacher. Good. We need more teachers. Come in, it’s almost ready.

Arturo · Chapter Two

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If the line is clear, I want you to make the call.

Arturo · Chapter Eighteen

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The footer of every page is an exit ramp.

Julie · Chapter Eleven

For Readers Of

A novel with more love and more laughs than its premise lets on

Klara and the Sun The Remains of the Day The Friend North Woods Olive, Again
2045
Near-future
32
Chapters
2
Families
1
Impossible choice
Seal of the Dignity Commission — two hands cradling a sunset

Step Inside the World

Visit the Dignity Commission

The system in the novel has a website. It’s soft, and helpful, and lilac, and it will offer to let you take the Clarity Assessment yourself. Find out what number the machine gives you.

Enter dignitycommission.com →

A fictional government portal, built from the pages of the book.

The Author

Thomas Avery

Thomas Avery lives in the Northeast with his family. The In-Law Call is his first novel, written mostly at the kitchen table.

It began with a question that wouldn’t leave: if a system like this one ever arrived, who would it choose to hold the code — and what would it do to the people who love us?

— Thomas Avery

Contact the Author

Questions, book clubs, review copies, or just a note — it goes straight to Thomas’s inbox.

Prefer email? Write to hello@theinlawcall.com.

Get the Book

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